Ghost

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

waltersnowwhite:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

A helicopter has been hovering over my house for almost 30 minutes I’m going crazy

peaceful-moon:

abandonedography:

An overgrown structure deep in the forest of Galicia, Spain by Francisco Lopez

☮ nature aฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎d good vibes ☾

halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam

This picture is so great.
  • aunt: if you keep eating like that no one will marry you and I'm not gonna keep making you tea
  • 22 year old cousin: I don't need you to make tea, I can google it
  • grandma: google? what is google tea?

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